I Am so Done with You (7th Taming Entry for WM37)

So. They met once more. Under the heated sun kissed sky over the tundra plains. It had taken a bit of Yamaha to get Ryan to notice the other Tokota. Surprised that he hadn’t smelled him yet. Wooeeee he was rip! Like he hadn’t bathed in a month and had a dead fish covering his body. Giving a shake of his head, Yamaha let out a slight snarl once the other Tokota made himself known. Porky had come once again. Like the little trickster he was. Even Loki could find a challenge in attempting to outsmart this one. The tubby looking Tokota reminded Ryan so much of that bear cartoon back in the old days. Stealing picnic baskets but actually getting away with it. Today however, Ryan wouldn’t play the park ranger. He would make sure this wild chubby fatter would know who was boss. He was boss!

“Hold boy.” Placing the bag of berries he had picked on the ground, the redhead slowly made his way toward the wild Tokota. Porky just stood there quietly as he watched the human. Looking rather bored though his eyes didn’t stop staring at the bag Ryan had put down. A slight wiggle of his tail showed he wasn’t just some big plush toy either. This overweight Tokota could bolt at any moment. “Hey boy. You remember me right?” Pausing just before the larger beast the punk placed his hands up to show he did not have any weapons nor anything that would hurt Porky. Cassandra had done the same to wild Tokotas before, though most of them had either gone with another handler or had run off back into the wild. Maybe if he was nice to this Tokota the pink hued mence would leave him alone. “You’ve been causing a lot of trouble for me and my friends. We all have to restock the cellar you busted into… but I guess thinking about it now, Clever Girl was the one who got you in there wasn’t she?”

As Ryan spoke, Porky merely tilted his head to listen. So the females name was Clever Girl? How odd a name. Most likely one given to her by humans. But she had been nice to him! In her own… special way. Turning his attention back toward the red haired human, Porky let off a soft woof while his tail slowly wagged back and forth. Ahh the cellar as the humans called it. The big hole in the ground covered up by skinny pieces of wood. That had been an adventure right there hadn’t it? But what was the human getting at? Porky’s ears flicked forward as he continued to watch and listen. Not seemingly afraid of how close Ryan was getting to him. In fact, Ryan was rather surprised that he had gotten but a mere foot or so away from the tubby Toko.

Usually by this time he would have run off or tried to snag something off his saddle. What was up with today? “Look… maybe it would be best if you stayed out… here. You know? Here!” Giving a slight wave toward the forest, Ryan continued as he paused in his steps. “The wilds are for you. Maybe burn off a bit of fat chasing deer or… something. But coming around Cassandra’s place just makes everything more complicated. You know how it is. She doesn’t enjoy people breaking into her cellar. I don’t enjoy being blamed for it. It’s just one of those things. So, how about we split off on good terms here. Just you trotting off into the wide open wilds while I head home. We never have to see one another again got it?” Was… was Ryan crazy? Yamaha could barely hide his surprise as his handler spoke to this wild Tokotas as if he was a human. Damn, this pink buster had messed with his head or something.

<You best do what my handler tells you to do. He’s not going to let you near that cellar again.> Yamaha grumbled softly as his ears flattened across the top of his head. Porky however didn’t seem to care if Yamaha was angry or not. Tilting his head to the side he blinked a few times before moving to turn around. “There you go. Just remember what I’ve told you alright. You lose a few pounds after a good run.” Nodding, Ryan turned back to Yamaha with a thumbs up while his mount only rolled his eyes and let out a sigh. It was then Porky started to back up and fast. The redhead didn’t even know what hit him until the fat Tokotas’ ass was right on top of him.

“FUCKING GET OFF ME!!” Struggling on the ground, Ryan found himself trapped as Yamaha could only gawk before letting out bots of amused snickers. Oh god, wait till everyone back home heard about this! They would die laughing! “Yamaha get this fatty off me!!” Ryan kicked and squirmed, but nothing worked. Porky kept the human pinned under his bum while glancing over his shoulder and giving him a tongue out panting smile. “This isn’t funny! Get off me you… oh god.” The sudden smell coming from the Tokota’s behind nearly caused Ryan to gag out his lunch. Whatever Porky had ate was now coming up ten fold at it was nasty. What? The fish and cellar food was getting to him. Porky could feel his stomach making weird gurgling noises before he let out another silent but deadly across Ryan’s back. Ahh that felt better. But it made him hungry once again. Wait! The berries right? Slowly side eyeing the bag the pink hued Tokota began to think of a plan of how to get at them. If he got up the human would be angry. Well, anyone would have when they got sat and farted on. But maybe if the two were distracted he could nab the bag and flee. Yeah, sounded like a good plan! But first, the human would have to call his Tokota away from the berry filled bag.

That didn’t take long however. Ryan was already getting sick of being under the wild Tokota’s bum. “Get him off me Yamaha! Right now! Before I suffocate!” Letting out a slight grunt, the half mane finally obeyed his trapped master as he trotted over. <Alright buddy. Time to go.> Turning toward Yamaha, Porky only shrugged as he threw another glance over his shoulder. <Well he called me fat. I’m not fat! I am big boned. Difference right there.> But, he had had his fun and quickly removed himself off Ryan’s back.

“Shit man… I can’t feel my legs.” Groaning the punk rested his head on the ground as Yamaha went to check him over. While the two were busy, it was Porky who swooped in like a hawk and snagged the bag of blackberries that Ryan had been picking. Free lunch! He loved a free lunch! “HEY! PUT THOSE DOWN!” Hearing a very angry human behind him, Porky then took off like a shot with bag in maw. Not looking back as the human and his Tokota mount took off after him. “Come on Yamaha! Faster! You can outrun this tubby.” Gripping his mount’s reins. He urged the half mane to go faster as Yamaha chased after Porky across the tundra plains. Surprisingly, he was fast for a heavier set male. It would be a lie of Yamaha didn’t think that was impressive. But, no one could outrun him. No one!